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reblogged from themostboringmanin

This actually just made my day. 
themostboringmanin:

best way to get rejected

This actually just made my day. 

themostboringmanin:

best way to get rejected

  • Red Cross guy on Comm Ave: Hey girls, can I get directions?
  • Coworker and I: Sure, where?
  • Red Cross guy: To your hearts!